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Unloading

By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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Left hanging out to dry

By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 18:47

Today, I clogged the toilet at my boyfriend's house. I couldn't fix it and was too ashamed to say anything. I can't handle confrontation, so I had to just sit there as my boyfriend's brother ended up getting blamed, then grounded for "lying" about it not being his fault. FML

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Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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Oversharing is caring

By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:11

Every poops. Don't feel bad, unless he's the type that thinks it's wrong when women fart and poop.

zombieslayer83 19

Thursday 10 January 2013 0:12

You must be down in the dumps.

Comments

WcED 8

Thursday 10 January 2013 1:25

Damn girl sounds like you take a mean shit

Steve95401 49

Thursday 10 January 2013 1:39

It would have been worse if she had clogged up the toilet at her boyfriend's parents' house.

StanSmith2013 26

Thursday 10 January 2013 2:03

Shit happens! There are worse things she could have said.

cosmicstare 9

Thursday 10 January 2013 6:58

Hahah get it? Shit happens? XD

insaneDONUTZ 15

Thursday 10 January 2013 2:09

don't worry op, it happens to the best of us

Bluekaren16 19

Thursday 10 January 2013 2:09

That's why you should always have a handy bucket to unclog toilets when situations like these happen.

motor_fml 20

Thursday 10 January 2013 2:12

So he was loading his truck and you were unloading your trunk?

alex540150 9

Thursday 10 January 2013 2:32

At least it was at your house and not his! :O

divadro102 16

Thursday 10 January 2013 2:39

I learned a new word: surreptitious

Altazor 4

Thursday 10 January 2013 3:05

at least it wasnt ur dad lolol

CharresBarkrey 15

Thursday 10 January 2013 7:38

Why would that matter?

token_blackguy 18

Thursday 10 January 2013 3:15

Everybody poops.

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