Money: Transactional

Transactional

By Firewielder - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Midland

Today, I found out the only reason my parents want me to live with them is because of the tax refund. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 22:01 - United States

Today, I got the biggest shock in my life, I'm a mistake, and the only reason why I wasn't put up for adoption is because of the tax refunds. FML

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He said what?!

By Anonymous - 16/04/2025 08:00 - United States

Today, I filed my taxes and I normally claim my parents as dependants. My taxes got rejected because my parents filed their taxes without informing me, and they don't have income. They believe if they file taxes, they get $5000 back, per Trump. It ended up costing me over $3,500 extra. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 05:47 - United States

Today, I called my parents from out of state to see if they would order me a pizza using their credit card online because I'm out of money. I haven't lived with them for the past year, and they still claim me as a dependent on their taxes. They said no. FML

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Money, well, get back, I'm alright Jack…

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 07:59

Today, I found out that they won't hold my stimulus for child support, only to find out that they withheld it to give it to me when I file my taxes. Which child support will take. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 20:49 - United States

Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML

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Waste of time

By Anonymous - 06/09/2025 22:00 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML

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By armenta427 - 07/10/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML

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By taxed - 02/02/2010 13:00 - United States

Today, I found out that I owe the IRS money due to my previous job not taking enough taxes out. I am broke, unemployed, and was counting on a big refund so I could pay for my divorce. FML

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New year, new you

By Moving On - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML

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By crinitis - 28/01/2016 16:05 - Canada - Ancaster

Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML

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NOTaDISTRACTION 17

Wednesday 11 February 2015 9:24

Are you complaining about a free bed to sleep on, enjoy it while you can

cheeeksss 29

Wednesday 11 February 2015 9:32

"As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house." -George Lopez

Comments

AshleyKim420 5

Thursday 12 February 2015 14:57

I would tell them to start giving you some of that money. Lol

VenimVixen 8

Friday 13 February 2015 15:23

D: you poor guy *hugs* my parents joke about that but this is awfull!!

Epickitty58 29

Saturday 14 February 2015 19:08

Tell them the only reasons you want to live there are no rent and free laundry/cleaning service.

meganmax 14

Sunday 3 May 2015 8:57

Oh wow lol same here but my parents do for me so why not let them use it!

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