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You Ran? What if he was the foremost expert in bedsheets? I mean you could have learned so much in stead you ran.
that's a start..
I bet he was confused as hell
I laughed way too hard at this because I'm totally this awkward. Thank goodness I'm married. At a friend's bachelorette party a couple years ago, we were playing one of those silly games where you get a card and you have to do what the card says. My task was to get a sock from a guy, so I managed to talk the bartender out of his and walked around with it hanging out of my pocket. Later, he stopped me and said "So, you have my sock...can I have your number?" Instead of saying something like "Sorry, I'm married.", I laughed and then just went "No." and walked away. My friend told me later that the poor guy looked crushed, and he ended up explaining to him that I am off the market. :P
Haha. That is awesome :) .
That's not awkward. What's.awkward was when I was at work and explaining to my adorable manager that I had so much trouble hearing him sometimes because of my inner audio hearing disorder. When I explained that my ears were fine but that my brain didn't always process sounds properly, he teasingly replied, "So what you're saying is you're retarded." I answered, "No, my brain's retarded," and then, "No wait! That's not what I meant!" I felt as retarded as my brain.
for all you know he could've thought of coming up to you too..
You sure made an impression on him!
We are men. You can say that and still get the number
now we all know where your thoughts were. You should have stayed.
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Even in the heat of the moment how did you manage to say that?
Well did he take you to the bedsheets? ;)