By booksandshadows - 04/03/2014 09:06 - United States - San Diego

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Nickb55 16

Even in the heat of the moment how did you manage to say that?

Well did he take you to the bedsheets? ;)

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You Ran? What if he was the foremost expert in bedsheets? I mean you could have learned so much in stead you ran.

I laughed way too hard at this because I'm totally this awkward. Thank goodness I'm married. At a friend's bachelorette party a couple years ago, we were playing one of those silly games where you get a card and you have to do what the card says. My task was to get a sock from a guy, so I managed to talk the bartender out of his and walked around with it hanging out of my pocket. Later, he stopped me and said "So, you have my sock...can I have your number?" Instead of saying something like "Sorry, I'm married.", I laughed and then just went "No." and walked away. My friend told me later that the poor guy looked crushed, and he ended up explaining to him that I am off the market. :P

That's not awkward. What's.awkward was when I was at work and explaining to my adorable manager that I had so much trouble hearing him sometimes because of my inner audio hearing disorder. When I explained that my ears were fine but that my brain didn't always process sounds properly, he teasingly replied, "So what you're saying is you're retarded." I answered, "No, my brain's retarded," and then, "No wait! That's not what I meant!" I felt as retarded as my brain.

finch01 18

next time try to get him in them ;)

Box0choklitz 8

well you tried, A+ for effort

for all you know he could've thought of coming up to you too..

You sure made an impression on him!

We are men. You can say that and still get the number

now we all know where your thoughts were. You should have stayed.