Miscellaneous: Today, while walking around town, some guy grabbed me from behind,...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 17:16 - United States - Surprise

Today, while walking around town, some guy grabbed me from behind, clutched at my nipples, and said, "That's where I always imagined they were." FML

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By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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By DarkDolly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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Quite the handful

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By fisted - 12/06/2015 13:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 18:34 - United States - Metairie

Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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That Netflix show

By Imnotfromhere - 30/05/2021 08:01

Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML

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Despereaux 15

Wednesday 26 June 2013 0:16

Kick him in the balls and say "just where I thought they would be too"

brebabee793 13

Wednesday 26 June 2013 0:14

what a creep!

Comments

arre2006 19

Wednesday 26 June 2013 2:36

Must of led him on.

dklandez 1

Wednesday 26 June 2013 2:47

That's awful

patrickalamo 47

Wednesday 26 June 2013 2:48

I don't know you... That's my purse.... Ball kick

ViviMage 39

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:01

Sexual battery. Call the cops and chop off his dick. Unless his dick is on his shoulders!

Guy11 17

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:05

Where else would your nipples be?

mauliite112 6

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:10

Maybe he played game "truth or date" with his friends....

mauliite112 6

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:11

dare*

strike2867 13

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:31

Move your hips to the left and swing down and backwards with your right arm, that's where his nuts should be.

DKjazz 20

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:33

To be fair, he was technically correct.

surfergirl72 7

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:34

That's assault.

twinkiefeets 17

Wednesday 26 June 2013 3:34

I hope you pressed charges and had him arrested.

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