By lonerjik - 19/01/2011 12:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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rattusrattus 18

It's quite simple. In dreams, you can have wild orgies with eight sets of identical twins. You can't do that IRL.

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Ninjafriends 1

You're assuming it was a sexual dream. It could just as easily have been a nightmare.... about having sex with you.

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daiissyyy 0

 ohhhh, thats not cool!

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zaadam2 5

Unfortunately this one is on you man. Its not her fault at all that she can't get off. Just a few words of advice but work on you're foreplay a bit more and use your fingers a bit more sense you have more control with it.

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RedPillSucks 31

I like the backplay the best.

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Bubblerider 3

stfu and stop complaining bitch. >:I

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prettylittledevi 0

that tells you that you clearly have no experience:)

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NotMyDay92 0

I think this is God's way of saying, your no longer potent.

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sikkar 0

Hint: check your weener

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willsohn 0

send that ***** my way. trust me I'll make her moan like a mummy

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fthku 13

From the looks of you I would think you'd prefer OP.

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122409 0

am I the only one who's confused about the fact that he apparently heard his girlfriend moaning in HIS sleep?

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DAN7IEL 2

it cause in the dream she gets those extra 3 inches she needed xD

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