By Brian - 18/03/2012 02:32 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
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gntfmlingnow 12

See if she can use her ninja tongue in more interesting ways. If you know what I mean.

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DKjazz 20

Marry her. Do it now, before I whisk her away.

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totallyepicchick 0

Ur girlfriend sounds awesome! If I was a lesbian I'd **** her twice on a Monday :D

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shuoq76 10

That's probably the most adorable FML evar ur girlfriend sounds awesome xD

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CruelGirl07 5

I really thought I was the only one who did this! I do this to my husband all the time. I have to show him the FML! :)

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meggieeee51 9

You have a pretty awesome girlfriend lol

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astronobob 0

Your girlfriend is awesome. Be happy she is playful and likes you.

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snowman6 4

Oh yeah. Your life is so rough…

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flashback.miss 28

This should be illustrated. XD

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