By Brian - 18/03/2012 02:32 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
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gntfmlingnow 12

See if she can use her ninja tongue in more interesting ways. If you know what I mean.

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DKjazz 20

Marry her. Do it now, before I whisk her away.

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Parisgirl34 12

Lol and gross

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zeblarawr 3

i want i girl like that :) ...so did u cow kiss her back thats is only respectful

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newburton13 26

Okay. I would like to know why people would want a girlfriend that licks your eyes.

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droptableusers 7

Did you ask her what did it taste like?

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XxQuartersxX 14

LOL. Sounds to me that shes probably just one of those adorkable type people. Unless she does weird stuff like that often, why sweat it? :)

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sxm 13

That's not so bad. That's sweet in my opinion.

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cypherwars 15

haha.. why should guys have all the fun :D

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