By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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greeneyebeauty9 28

I just see it coming.. someone is bound to say, "that blows."

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twye 22

I know that hurt. Hope you feel better soon.

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caplox 6

at least you didn't shoot out a snot-rocket.

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gracehi 31

I think a snot rocket would be better than blowing out an eardrum.

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ozone9914 2

i wonder how that feels like

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CandyDolll 7

Is it bad to hold in your sneezes? I do that :/. Hope OP feels better .

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RockN 10

Yes its bad cuz u let some foreign objects get inside ur nose....source Google

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Not sure about "foreign objects" but you can pop a blood vessel or break a rib from holding it in. Or so I heard…

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Mf2307 15

yea i heard its really bad to hold your sneezes i have tried and it hurts

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denden_mushi 11

Look on the bright side, at least you didn't fart either. That happens to some people when they sneeze a lot.

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MetalMosher665 3

I'm more interested in how you did that? Must have been some major sneeze to create enough pressure in your ear to blow your eardrum. It takes a lot to do that.

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kirdypie 14

I know that feel bro I've popped a rib from sneezing and also given myself a concussion. Fyl indeed

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