By notgoodenough - 25/11/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML
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unixdude 9

...and you are thankful for ****** on Craigslist because you girlfriend is too much of a prude.

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buttermybacon16 1

this is hilarious

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stephan18 23

It's unbelievable what some guys go through with these crazy hoes, how'd you let it become like that? Leave her moron.

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MagicalOrphan 6

Let's see her beat a calculator in a math test

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wolfgold2 20

Should have gotten up and screamed, "Im thankful for **** because it pleases me better than you!"

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worldclassrager 39

I think you may need to ask her for some tips...wouldn't hurt

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JamesMago 12

"And I'm thankfull for all the money I get to save now that I'm single, could you pass the salt?"

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