Intimacy: Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while...

By jinxofsocal - 21/06/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

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You deserved it 27 542

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 16/02/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 061

You deserved it 10 609

Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 168

You deserved it 6 814

By doesnttastegood - 01/02/2010 10:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 120 679

You deserved it 13 973

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 326

You deserved it 29 275

By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 382

You deserved it 13 308

By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 11:55 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 996

You deserved it 4 153

By notsofriendly - 06/11/2014 20:15 - United States - Austin

Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 806

You deserved it 7 840

TMI

By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 10:39 - Australia

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 235

You deserved it 7 594

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 074

You deserved it 8 609

That's hard

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 04:01

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend presented me with his cock with a ribbon on it. Basically, HE wanted sex for MY birthday and had the nerve to accuse me of being ungrateful. For his birthday last month, I gave him multiple Xbox games. He couldn’t even be bothered to get me flowers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 911

You deserved it 271

mclayton37 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:08

See... Your boyfriend has a problem. He likes to mix his pleasures. It just doesn't work. You have to put a stop to it, before one day he's playing video games, talking on the phone, taking a dump, and gettin a BJ from you all at the same time.. NO! It's like that episode of Seinfeld when George tries to enjoy some pastrami and watching TV while having sex.. you gotta stop it before it gets worse!

Envy_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:03

Ouch.

Comments

xXMudkipNoobXx 7

Friday 26 August 2011 6:31

well as long as you didnt flinch and bite his johnson, its all good.

djjaxon2001 4

Sunday 20 November 2011 18:53

Cod is frestating

1991j 4

Tuesday 6 December 2011 6:59

its funny that you actually said yes.. so fyl! and ydi!

dblue3351 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:27

That would be.... Heaven.

newburton13 26

Wednesday 16 May 2012 21:24

Did you bite him?

ya_momma 4

Sunday 15 July 2012 22:36

Why would you agree to giving him that? Ydi for being stupid :) lol

Coalke 5

Monday 22 October 2012 5:15

I like it when people pay attention when we have sex. But, whatever works for you...

martinez121797 15

Tuesday 12 March 2013 21:24

Dream gf!

potmnich762 3

Friday 6 December 2013 15:35

There is no COD 4

Baelzebub 2

Thursday 9 January 2014 17:23

YDI for being a doormat in the first place. Shut up and just be glad he didn't wipe his feet on you too. But then, I'm a virginal first week feminist studies dropout, so forgive my bitterness.

sammyjo06 14

Saturday 1 February 2014 4:41

Wow. You have issues. You think a woman doing a sexual favor for a guy (especially on his birthday) is her being a doormat? Is a guy a doormat if he decides to go down on his woman after giving her a nice foot massage on her birthday? Sometimes if you're in a relationship, you do physical things for your significant other that don't necessarily involve reciprocation. It doesn't mean you're a doormat.