Miscellaneous: Today, thinking I was alone in my house, I went downstairs in... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/09/2012 14:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, thinking I was alone in my house, I went downstairs in my underwear, singing at the top of my voice. I strutted into the kitchen to find two middle-aged men I'd never seen before sat at the kitchen table, drinking coffee. Turns out they will be painting our house for the next two weeks. FML

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j5maria 11

Wednesday 19 September 2012 1:17

Hi everyone, it was me that posted this FML! Loving all your comments, and yes, it was a pretty embarrassing moment.

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folfg0 12

Tuesday 18 September 2012 18:57

I won't say threesome... But it does sound familiar to how most pornos start. So... How'd it go?

DarkDaedalus009 8

Tuesday 18 September 2012 18:57

That happened to me once except it was for my surprise party

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KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 19 September 2012 21:29

Surprise buttsecks!

Somerandomkidz 0

Thursday 20 September 2012 0:43

It's funny how the commentors making the most sense and asking legit questions are negative votes... And the stupid people and or profile pic has a girl gets 200+ thumbs up

blooperlala 1

Thursday 20 September 2012 14:29

You won't be looking them in the eyes for awhile :/ fyl

a7x_RoCk3r 12

Friday 27 September 2013 0:10

Two weeks to paint a house? Is your house 10,000 square feet?

KitKat077 3

Friday 18 September 2015 1:13

Well that's gonna be awkward...... Just avoid every contact

RosirSky 15

Saturday 25 February 2017 17:17

Hey at least you were wearing underwear

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