Love: Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 20:11 - Sweden

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

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By vikhelios - 30/01/2010 18:45 - France

Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML

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By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada

Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 17:11

Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML

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By bleach - 24/03/2013 05:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 08:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 09:35 - Australia

Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML

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Thermoregulation wars

By NoCirculation - 24/11/2020 14:03 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, my boyfriend is wearing a t-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing leggings, sweatpants, a vest, t-shirt, jumper and hoodie. If we turn the heating any higher, he starts overheating and sweating. At the current level, I'm still shivering. FML

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Yellow_Fish79 11

Friday 16 December 2011 23:41

Guess he can also keep himself warm when he's single!

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Friday 16 December 2011 23:42

You could always shave your legs and knit yourself something warm

Comments

Hollandiscrazy 12

Friday 16 December 2011 23:48

I think something's wrong. That was really unfriendly of him to say. I guess you two have had a recent fight, otherwise: go check what's up... Is he hiding something from you? But if it's true what he says: damn, do something about it!

hollyman 0

Friday 16 December 2011 23:49

Owned!

linnybear831 4

Friday 16 December 2011 23:51

No shave November!!!

EllyMo 15

Friday 16 December 2011 23:53

In mid December?

alstbv12 13

Saturday 17 December 2011 1:00

Well I carried no shave November over. Mustache march shall be legen...wait for it...dary!

DreBeezy 9

Saturday 17 December 2011 1:42

Then clogged drains in December! I think thats what everyone was missing. :)

Troll_spray 6

Friday 16 December 2011 23:51

*puts couple of razors in a nice box * Here Op merry x-mas. =)

Peach3 1

Friday 16 December 2011 23:52

Whoa! Somebody is sending you a strong message about hair removal.

your_ma 27

Saturday 17 December 2011 8:09

Thank you captain obvious!

ClumsyKee 14

Friday 16 December 2011 23:53

Wow, that was pretty insensitive...

cntryiscntrywide 0

Friday 16 December 2011 23:55

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addy367 2

Saturday 17 December 2011 0:02

You're an idiot. Shaving has nothing to do with keeping oneself clean; it's really just a preference. Especially since shaving is nothing more than what society thinks a woman "should do" with her body. If OP doesn't want to shave, it's her choice.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 17 December 2011 1:34

21 - Hair is in no way unclean provided you wash it daily, just like with the rest of your body. This is what you're trying to say: We should all be bald because hair is disgusting. See how that makes sense? HINT: It doesn't. As others have said, shaving is a preference and doesn't -have- to be done.

KissMyGeek 2

Saturday 17 December 2011 3:11

What The **** does shaving have to do with hygiene? Hairy man legs are unhygienic then? Give your head a shake!

Troll_spray 6

Saturday 17 December 2011 4:41

*sprays 21 with troll spray* begone pest!

Jaxx66 21

Saturday 17 December 2011 6:32

Being a mammal is part it..... I don't see why we should shave our legs. I do cause the hair feels funny when I put on pants and it's all pickly. Lol. But it's natural.