Love: Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in...

By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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geekpowerwtf 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:34

WTF? sometimes I wonder how you people can do all this kind of weird things!

maddy14 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:26

Nice one.......

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jmsbigley 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 0:50

that's hot! hahaha

bonbonscity 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 2:29

It's true love if he laughed.

silvercamaro 22

Sunday 14 August 2011 2:42

Love conquers all right? Hahaha

Anikaaa 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 2:47

Just say " my ass wants some loving too"

DeVaughnS 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 2:50

Lol such a petter griffin move hahahahahahah

DeVaughnS 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 2:50

Lol such a petter griffin move hahahahahahah

Andrew1122 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 3:42

I would never kiss a girl that says "big ass fart"

mango260 9

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:33

you gotta let it out! not hold it in!!!

secretsmiles00 8

Sunday 14 August 2011 5:10

you should have blamed it on him lol

brunettegurly 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 5:16

You're supposed to hold it in!

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