By westie732 - 09/10/2017 06:00 - United States - Pickerington
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Hey, OP here! I've been reading the comments and thought I'd chime in. First off, I want to make it very clear that I am mature enough to realize that these things happen! We all do it, and sometimes it doesn't happen as conveniently as we wish. I work in health care and have been in some, excuse my pun, shitty situations... So, I get it. In no way shape or form did I call him out, make him feel bad or anything. I acted like I had no clue what actually went on. Now I do agree that this situation may be more FML to him rather than me, but some parts got left out because of word restriction on here. In all honesty he had been drinking a little too much and was pretty drunk, so I'm not even sure if he knew how much noise and how not discreet he was. I get a little careless while I'm drunk so I know how it goes. I was only saying how uncomfortable and awkward the situation was for me, especially since I'm pretty shy and not one for starting conversation about the shit you just took. Again, I never gave him a hard time over it. Our night was enjoyable and he put a great deal of effort and time into cleaning, cooking and making the night great. I can't fault the man, and never once did I say I was too low to give him another shot. Who knows, maybe it's something we can both laugh about someday! Thanks for reading, have a good day and remember, shit happens. ;)
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Jethco
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So... the worst part was that he was trying to give you what you wanted?
Fire in the "hole" !!!
Could have been a lot worse if he wasn't "polite" enough to go take the shit in the bathroom instead of on the bed between your legs. Gotta look at the bright side. And if you're shallow enough to think any less of a guy who made you dinner with wine and romanced you enough to get you into bed, but then had to perform a bodily function just as natural as the sex you were having, then /you're/ the one with the problem.
dragoongirl90
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How shallow and immature of you.
He's a pooper..I mean, trooper! At least he was willing to return to fun. Roles reversed, & you left for a short period and wanted to keep going after, he'd be ready.
BIGKIEFFER
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The exact same thing happened to me the second time I ever had sex. We lost our virginity together the week prior, and that evening I drank two glasses of chocolate milk totally forgetting I am lactose intolerant. That was a shitty way to start my sex life for sure ...FML. But she was like you and didn’t make me feel bad. Acted like it didn’t happen, and just asked if I was ok. I said yes but needed to go home. I didn’t try to keep having sex with her that night though. We stayed together for five years and it was never brought up. Good job not making him feel shitty.
Honestly, why not make him take a shower and finish up what yall were doing?
waterfalleyes
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I feel worse for him, I mean imagine how bad he feels about himself
Not sure why OP is defending herself in the follow-up. That would be a major turnoff and there's no way I'd keep going. Of course I wouldn't blame the guy for something he couldn't control, but that doesn't mean I'd want to have sex with that going on.
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At least he didn't shit the bed and then want to keep going. Gotta admire his tenacity.
I agree the it's a normal thing, but to be fair we have no idea if OP gave him a hard time about it. For all we know, she declined having sex after as nicely as possibly (because if the mood is gone and she just couldn't get back into it, she shouldn't force herself to have sex with him when she doesn't want to, just to spare his feelings) and just posted this here as a way to rant about an awkward/funny situation anonymously and without hurting him. If she was mean about it to him though, yeah that would be pretty crummy, especially since he put so much effort and was in a vulnerable position. I feel bad for them, but hopefully they'll laugh it off eventually!