Intimacy: Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome.... - FML

By emi - 03/04/2016 17:18 - United States - Oklahoma City

Spicy

Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 447

You deserved it 2 782

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Status unclear

By Anonymous - 05/06/2025 20:00 - Belgium - Frameries

Spicy

Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 400

You deserved it 93

Spare wheel

By Anonymous - 19/05/2020 14:00

Spicy

Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 344

You deserved it 463

Indecent proposal

By Dude wtf - 19/04/2021 02:02

Spicy

Today, a guy propositioned me for a threesome with his girlfriend. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he's knows I'm gay and have a boyfriend, or the fact that his girlfriend is my sister. He seemed confused as to why I turned him down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 592

You deserved it 147

The old dog has learned new tricks

By Anonymous - 08/09/2022 10:00

Spicy

Today, I had a threesome with my ex and his female friend. He went down on her almost immediately, which he never did in the 14 months that we dated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 774

You deserved it 1 282

Hard no, thanks

By 3rd wheel, 2nd dick - 26/07/2018 06:00

Spicy

Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 753

You deserved it 2 814

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 534

You deserved it 4 263

By genderless - 17/10/2016 19:34 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 265

You deserved it 1 293

By sadness1992 - 06/11/2012 18:07 - United States - San Diego

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 156

You deserved it 4 251

By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 02:38

Spicy

Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 325

You deserved it 2 697

Third wheel

By wallflower - 10/09/2009 06:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 359

You deserved it 41 456

Next

Top comments

crudeandrudeguy 29

Monday 4 April 2016 12:54

He doesn't seem to care if his girlfriend finds out about you so I think they are in an open relationship and he just didn't share that with you. Shitty deal

gatorclay97 28

Monday 4 April 2016 12:25

Well? Was it fun?

Comments

molliekatz 6

Friday 13 May 2016 18:42

Were u aware of this other female? IF so then you're grimmy and you DESERVED IT!!! IF NOT then how do u handle THAT?

Bt1234567890 10

Wednesday 29 June 2016 11:45

Sounds like he's a dick! I think u should tell him it sounds good to you as long as your very well hung boyfriend can join the party!

Boogley 12

Thursday 14 July 2016 17:58

Go for it

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

The Top

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 068

You deserved it 6 560

Today, after switching careers to nursing, I got feedback for my first assessment. It indirectly implied, "Don't think like a doctor when you're studying nursing, don't diagnose patients." I barely passed and I'm only now realizing why my family was pushing me to go to med school. They know me better than myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 348

You deserved it 683

Today, I wore a new pair of heels to an interview. Halfway through, as they were showing me around the production floor, one of my heels snapped. I was forced to finish the interview wobbling on one heel like a drunk flamingo. I wasn’t offered the job, but they did say, “You have great balance.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 433

You deserved it 102

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 043

You deserved it 4 154

Today, a police officer showed up to my house and informed me that my boyfriend was killed in an accident. Later, I found out it was a prank set up by a friend. He thought faking his death would be easier than confessing that he was leaving me for someone else. He didn’t want to see me get "upset". FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 417

You deserved it 83

Today, for our last kid-free dinner before the birth of our 4th child, we chose a Japanese hibachi restaurant. They sat us with a family with a toddler, who started screaming at the first flame trick, causing the chef to cease to do anything entertaining. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 798

You deserved it 4 601