By Anonyme - 24/04/2014 06:57 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML
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Nickb55 16

That could have seruously killed you; what the heck...

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Saintdyn 9

I suggest a lawsuit because that could have very easily killed you.

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mkayden 23

Evil grandma strikes again! Hahahahaha

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loserman67 35

You should have thrown five balled up knuckles into her mouth

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Death69 24

I would've smiled at her, then asked her this one question: "Ever see the movie, Throw Mama From The Train?" And go from there.

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AlwaysWatching 27

Why do so many FMLs about trains have the phrase "little old lady" in them

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sanecatlady 13

When I was a kid old ladies were sweet and kind who asked you how things were at school and baked you cookies. Now they're trying to kill us with choking hazards. What happened?

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Si123 33

Did you spit it all back on to her? You really should've!

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bombielol 20

umm I would have spit those little pieces of foil into that ladies face! FLY op /:

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