Miscellaneous Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there...

ashley - 30/04/2009 20:54 - United States

Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there is a tradition where the batmitzvah gets lifted on a chair, and so does her family. It was my turn after my sister's. I got in the chair. They couldn't lift me. FML

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xoxo96 - 03/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I went to a Bat Mitzvah. We played a game where all of the girls grabbed one of their shoes and placed it in the middle. Then, all of the guys had to pick a shoe. Whatever guy picked the shoe, the girl had to dance with. No one picked my shoe. Everyone else was dancing except for me. FML

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maisie - 22/11/2018 22:00

Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML

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Anonymous - 08/11/2014 17:24 - United States - Newtown

Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML

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Pranking hell!

Anonymous - - Canada - Quebec

Today, I got married. I'm Jewish, and it's traditional to break a glass cup by stepping on it after giving the bride her ring. My brother thought it would be funny to replace the glass cup with a rubber one. I slipped and fell flat on my back. FML

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Bridezilla

Anonymous - 29/05/2022 04:00

Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML

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Anonymous - 06/05/2022 18:01 - United States - Morganville

Today, my son took his very first steps. Unfortunately, it was during my sister's wedding. She had a full-blown bridezilla meltdown over how he "stole her spotlight". FML

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Anza - 29/06/2011 06:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't hold my weight. I told her she was being stupid, and went on anyway. A broken ankle and two pins in my elbow later, I'm willing to accept this. FML

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MY wedding, MINE

chumpslolo - 25/07/2013 10:55 - United States - Vandalia

Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML

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alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

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Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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Kamazar 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:38

"The snickers won't stop leaping into my mouth. FML"

Vincenzo_fml 1

Friday 1 May 2009 2:47

Being too heavy isn't always the result of being too fat, look at me, I'm 6' tall and about 230 lbs, but I also hit the gym anywhere from 4 - 6 times a week. Muscle has a higher density than fat, as such, it makes you heavier than you appear to be.

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Friday 1 May 2009 3:17

umm the OP's name is "ashley" so i don't think its that whole too tall, too muscular thing ps. my friend fell off the chair at her bat mitzvah if that makes you feel any better...

forthelulz_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:19

Lay off the matza balls, sheesh

yeaaafml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:19

yea that sucks but, did you expect them to be able to?

f_u_c_kmylife 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:20

LOL 15.. Someone seems to be a bit jealous..

wtfreallyin86 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:20

LOSE WEIGHT YOU FAT BITCH!!!!!! GOD DAMN IM TIRED OF ALL THESE FAT BITCHES COMPLAINING ABOUT THEIR FATNESS......YOU'RE FAT LOSE WEIGHT!!! IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT! GOD DAMN!

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Friday 1 May 2009 3:28

Oh my god you guys are so mean! Especially #49!! asshole. Im sooo sorry about that! During my bat mitzvah, i slid off the chair, fell and broke my leg :