By sendhelp - 03/08/2015 05:31 - United States - Provo

Today, my roommates decided to do some experimental baking. To be supportive, I tried one of their creations. I've been alternating between vomiting and diarrhea for the past hour. My jaw is sore from vomiting, and I can barely muster the energy to flush between "switching sides" anymore. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 618
You deserved it 2 461

Same thing different taste

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Rosebudx 32

Hold a bucket or trash can while sitting on the pot. And what the hell were they baking that had this effect?!

At least vomiting works the abs. Think of it as a failed way to exercise.

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That's why you always make them try it first!

xbaconator9000x 16

How do you get food poisoning from baking?!

you're a good friend for supporting their endeavors

Thats what people call it.. Hell breaks loose from all the ends

shepardkinz 19

Drink some water and try eating some saltine crackers if possible! Hope it stops soon!

Jess0331 11
Hunkapoo 19

I wonder if the dairy products they used were bad. that would certainly do it.

... i can't be sorry enough for you.

You deserve a "greatest friend" award hands down

corky1992 33

That episode of family guy is so gross but funny lol laugh every time