At least he used a condom???

Why would he need both a playboy and a condom?

that sucks

Nacho cheese and man juice. Yum..

He came out of the bathroom, he threw a playboy magazine on the table. Threw away a used condom. Dug his hand into your doritos. Washed his hands. You grabbed a handful of doritos and shoved them in your mouth. In that order.

I wouldn't eat those chips if I were you. but not an FML. Just go buy another bag or forget about it.

Aaahahahahagahahagahahahaha

Oooohhhh balls.

Eww

You can't be sure what else he touches with those hands before washing when you're not around O_o