Miscellaneous: Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is...

By disgusteddaughter - 13/06/2011 08:58 - Australia

Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML

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By LinaLinaYeah - 09/12/2011 16:26 - Canada

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne to make it look like I had a man here. I've been single since I moved away. FML

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By Emily - 03/07/2010 18:57 - Australia

Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML

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By pantsareathing - 13/06/2015 17:10 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML

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By mubaki - 24/07/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML

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By Crashburn - 16/01/2012 11:09 - United Kingdom

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

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By Fatty - 27/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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What happened?

By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Monday 13 June 2011 15:59

So basically you have a pet gorilla roaming around your house.

iLazy 0

Monday 13 June 2011 15:57

Accidentally wax his back.

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Fakeddd 0

Monday 13 June 2011 20:05

that's my dad. so that's where he went.

danx900 7

Monday 13 June 2011 21:06

there are worse things that could happen in life.

similies06 0

Monday 13 June 2011 21:50

lol this sounds like something my dad would do :))) lolol I guess it's a fml but really he sounds like a goofball haha

jess6blondie9 2

Monday 13 June 2011 22:44

That's not a pretty picture.

Blue87 4

Tuesday 14 June 2011 0:37

wax him while he's asleep

IscoreOnU 19

Tuesday 14 June 2011 0:48

Yeah but he's tan. That counts for something right?

modghaith 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 0:53

shit!!! how much hair are we talking about exactly ?

modghaith 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 0:58

baby got back ,

CanadianNarwhal 13

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:40

sexy, mabye you could accidently pour hot wax on his back and force him on a treadmill

madi1999 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:14

hmm does that not sound familiar ??? ( almost every guy in USA) hahaha :P

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