Miscellaneous: Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would...

By whoops - 29/06/2014 20:37 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

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By sarcastic_centipede - 09/06/2021 06:02

Today, my mom told me to take the trash out. I started to, but then I saw that the trash can had been rolled out to the curb, so I went to my room to put on shoes. My mom apparently took this as me deciding not to take the trash out, as she not only yelled at me, but growled and hissed as well. FML

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You deserved it 105

By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

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You deserved it 4 157

By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 17:20 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 19:02 - United States - Lemont

Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML

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By MasterWong - 20/06/2018 19:00

Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML

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You deserved it 340

By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 18:12 - United States - San Jacinto

Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML

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You deserved it 1 931

By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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You deserved it 32 213

By MomLovesMeLessThanTrash - 14/08/2011 04:36 - United States

Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs. I fell and sprained my ankle, getting rug burn in the process. Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile. FML

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You deserved it 2 712

By Wounded_irony - 05/12/2017 05:00

Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML

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By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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Snicket 13

Monday 30 June 2014 1:22

Hulk miss, hulk mad, hulk sad.

Demonface54 20

Monday 30 June 2014 1:21

In what universe was that a good idea?

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jvelasquez 8

Monday 30 June 2014 2:34

Omg you're such a genius.

Avery159 1

Monday 30 June 2014 2:34

That's happend to me too

wvcheesehead 13

Monday 30 June 2014 2:35

When Hulk smashes, Hulk does not usually have to clean up the mess...I am guessing op did.

farleytb42 11

Monday 30 June 2014 3:16

That's an Abomination

SmoothPancakes 10

Monday 30 June 2014 3:25

What a dumbass. You deserved every single little bit of that.

goodylife101 2

Monday 30 June 2014 4:21

Very hulk like. Simple tasks turned into major disasters

AryanaH 6

Monday 30 June 2014 4:26

Eat a snickers, you're not you when you're hungry.

daydreamer244 13

Monday 30 June 2014 4:33

YDI for thinking the art of the hulk smash is so effortless.

10187ok 7

Monday 30 June 2014 4:45

Hulk sad. Hulk needs to practice his aim.

BreathingClover 19

Monday 30 June 2014 4:53

HULK SMASH EVERYTHING!!!

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