By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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Rowbin 0

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

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unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

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kallemonster 0

now, if they took a pint of Karamel Sutra, THEN I'd sympathize

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FMLdeep 0

it takes a full stomach to pull off the crap that guy did...or who knows, it coulda been a girl. I don't know why it's always thought that it's a guy. Sexist people. Anyway, sorry.

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Mr_Resetti 0

I do sympathize with you. It's clear that they weren't just in it for money or free stuff; they really wanted to hurt you.

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meganmckel 0

That sucks. Not the ben and jerry's.... Sorry.

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CeeEhTEEM8 0

That's terrible. Now all you have left is your dignity...

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LocoChaz006 0

That's very unlucky, mate. I did LOL at the ice cream a bit. My mistake, A LOT!

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Cluedecker 0

#7 who actually stays in their house 24/7 to "protect their house"? Nodbody that's who... And to the OP, it really sucks that that happened but seriously after your house gets robbed wouldn't you call the cops rather than getting ice cream...

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