Love: Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been...

By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 12:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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Undead4life 1

Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:34

RUN!!!!! RUN FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jayellef 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:33

breakup with her, that's a bit psycho.

Comments

Erdricks_Sword 9

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:02

RUN RUN RUN.......!!!!!!!!!

loserman67 35

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:05

RUN!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR ******* LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU MAKE THE MISTAKE OF SETTELING DOWN WITH THIS CHICK SHE'LL RULE YOU FOREVER!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL BE THE LIVING VERSION OF THE MOVIE "MISERY" SHE'LL HOBBLE YOU AND KEEP YOU TIED TO THE BED..... DON'T **** HER, DON'T KISS HER, DON'T HOLD HER HAND.... RUN THE **** AWAY OR BUY A BIG NASTY DOG OR BETTER YET, TURN GAY - LET HER CATCH YOU BANGING SOME FAT HAIRY GUY IN THE ASS - OR BETTER YET - LET THE FAT HAIRY GUY BANG YOU -- IF YOU THINK JUST BANGING ANOTHER CHICK WILL CHASE HER AWAY YOU'RE WRONG - SHE'LL KILL THE OTHER CHICK THEN SHE'LL STALK AND CLING TO YOU LIKE GLUE - YOU'RE ONLY OPTION IS TO LET HER SEE YOU SUCKING SOME GUY'S ****...... SAVE YOUR LIFE, NOW!!!!!

theonlysweetpea 10

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:18

I don't agree with that statement. I've never planned a wedding nor have I ever wanted to have a wedding. Not every female is marriage minded. OP... run like the wind!