By SwAGkiLlS - 15/07/2012 15:12 - United States - Milwaukee

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Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML
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mbusey 20

That's cool! Now you can tell her secretly when you want sex

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trippythehippy 6

Tell her you want to RAWR her meow

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Rory98 4

Hey, you can always use those animal noises during sex. Barking is such a turn on :D

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adamo_erebus 26

I have to admit, that'd be pretty interesting.

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SaltyLurker 10

You should leave her so "poor you" can stay forever alone with your right hand while like all the other pervs while she meets a cool guy named something like Alan or Jim who wears those rubber barefoot slipper things and has been fluent in animal languages for years now. You'll one day run into her at the supermarket with a bottle of lotion and box of tissues in your hand, while she walks on with her slightly greyed but playful husband, her beautiful three sons and baby daughter. Then you're going to post another FML and I'm going to comment YDI for not appreciating someone as awesome as your girlfriend you ******* piece of shit.

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