By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Dr. Phil will know the answer!

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towboatdude 0

As Dr. Phil would say. "Let's look at the underlying causes here. Or as our great friend Maury would say. YOU AR NOT THE FATHER!

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LopazSolidus_fml 0

In a while turn round and say "We did have sex, but I do not think you were conscious at the time" That wi teach the cheat

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payybabe 0

wow! whataa' *****.

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dansco 24

You should've shagged her then said that...

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goldneagle31 1

Seems someone watches a little "Glee." Did she try to say she got pregnant in the hot tub?

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punga_31 0

lmao thats some sick stuff, that girl got jokes!!!!

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