By ALL PRAISE TO THE NIGHT MOTHER - 29/01/2016 21:19 - United States - East Greenbush

Today, my girlfriend lost one of her rings. I found this out as I overheard her gushing to her friend about how I must have borrowed it to find out what her ring size is. I have zero interest whatsoever in the sick and utterly immoral institution of marriage. FML
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chuka81 27

First, the fact that you don't like marriage doesn't make it sick or immoral. Second unless you have made it amply clear to your partner that you don't ever want to get married, they are entitled to think that if things go well, the relationship will eventually lead to marriage. Your girlfriend seems oblivious of the fact that you're so anti-marriage, so it's a **** her life from me

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Amama_fml 30

Then maybe you should let her know that so she doesn't keep waiting for something that's not going to happen.

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teechur 15

So you get what you want but don't tell her that she's not going to get what she eventually wants. That's a selfish, one sided relationship. **** HER life.

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QueenRancid 10

If you're not interested in marriage, your girlfriend should probably know. You sound like a douche, tbh.

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ouijacorn 9

Everyone's saying **** the girlfriend's life, but it sounds like she's dodging a bullet to be honest. OP sounds like an immature asshole who probably uses the term "fundie" on a regular basis. The girlfriend can do better.

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wildbynature 13

God I really hope you weren't trying to Get sympathy for you being a ass over nothing. Maybe talk to her about the ring or that you don't like the idea of marriage.

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TheRussianNavy 11

Maybe he's afraid of commitment and won't admit it? Other than that I can't help you in answering your question.

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tomvertigo 17

IE: I want most of the benefits of marriage but with no legal recourse when I go out drinking vodka and Red Bulls and cheat with the first skag that bites, right?

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RogueWarrior869 23

Was she aware of your views on marriage before hand? Is she one of those people that says they're fine with no marriage but then gets excited at the idea of it? Either way, sounds like you two definitely need to have a discussion to clear this up. Best of luck, OP!

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nevereyes 31

Ouch, that sucks for sure. Not sure why so many people are hitting YDI.

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Crimsonb312 11

It's because his idea of marriage is completely invalid.

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nevereyes 31

Um no it's not, his idea of marriage is reasonable and perfectly fine. Not everyone likes or wants marriage

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liinkinparkfan97 34

Because he's leading her on. She thinks he's going to propose one day but he's never going to. Unless he told her straight up how he feels, he deserves it.

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harleyivy 7

You need to tell your girlfriend that you're not interested in marriage and stop leading her on. You're wasting her time, by not telling her.

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aeryn97 17

you need to tell her your feelings on marriage.

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