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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 04:00

Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML

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By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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GiantOctopusRulz 2

Monday 21 September 2009 16:16

But now what will you wear when you want to feel sexy?

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 21 September 2009 16:13

Get back at her. Sell it to me. :)

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jessicaloveshsm 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 22:00

lmfao!!

choiboy118 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:28

u all do realize that she was probably just bullshitting him as an excuse to break up with him??

eatthefuckingtoa 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 23:43

Hahaha, now that shit's ****** up xD

Sniper3000 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 6:25

there!s way too many fmls about bras and panties being keft around. i cant help but think that some are made up.

matiu_fml 0

Friday 2 April 2010 16:40

Why don't you just admit you got caught ******? Tryna play the "wasn't me" card. Shiiiit

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 7 September 2012 9:40

You can't read, can you?

Lamingtonz 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 15:56

haaaaaa, burn!!!

JCH3 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 6:28

- what a dumb bitch !

Poliahputz 0

Wednesday 13 April 2011 22:33

What a psycho....sounds like the girl I dated who didn't want me smoking pot but was totally ok with her doing E n getting hammered at clubs. Some chicks atre better let go dude

jondivey 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:49

Agreed with sniper

MissCuteStack 12

Tuesday 19 July 2011 9:53

Omg probably small damn B

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