By TattedAsian - 11/01/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 026
You deserved it 5 886

TattedAsian tells us more.

TattedAsian 0

TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

som_fml 0

dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.

99 1
Horde 8

Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration

83 6

Comments

MamaSeriously 6

FBothYLs, you guys deserve each disgusting other...

0 0
jeffandjeff 22

Ewwww, downright repulsive.

1 0
Jordan_markel 10

Relationship over

0 0
karamarcail 3

I would have broken up with her immediately. That is disgusting.

0 0
Jesserb 17

Sounds like toe girl friend is a like 4 years old

0 0
send3426 24

This is honestly the most disguising thing I've read all day.

0 0