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tony456 - 11/07/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

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Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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Classy.

klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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Anonymous - 05/03/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML

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That's that, then

Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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Racked - 01/03/2016 18:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML

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junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

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Leyla - 14/07/2012 07:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

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wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

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prdept. - 09/03/2011 17:12 - France

Today, I was having sex with a really hot guy. It was going great until his 6-year-old brother walked in and screamed so loudly it brought both of his parents running. FML

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Not now

Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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Blackmail111 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

Atleast she swallows...

laurenzo16 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:08

Kids says some funny stuff :)

tr3vst3r 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:01

LMFAO, that should be on Seriously Funny Kids :) you deserved it buddy.

lemonlift 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:05

awwwwwwww!

blazinfalcon 1

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:05

niiice, that coulda been interpreted in many different ways

headshotking456 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:16

that's actually kinda funny. that's a funny kid

cheypie97 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:27

omg lmao that's funny the same thing happend to me except I'm a girl and was makeing out with my boyfriend on top of him and my little brother came in and said mommy he's eating her!

alyssalynda 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:34

you two must be really sucky kissers.

barbi09 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:38

lol

pappuyaer 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 6:42

what the hell in the world would make idiots understand " lock the ******* door"

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Tuesday 12 July 2011 16:15

The same thing that makes other idiots not realize that some people's parents don't let them have locks at all/don't let them close their doors when they're in a bedroom with a boyfriend/girlfriend.