Miscellaneous: Today, my friend said that my sneeze "sounds like a turtle humping...

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By Cold Warrior - 28/04/2016 15:02 - United States

Today, my friend said that my sneeze "sounds like a turtle humping a shoe." FML

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missadell 17

Friday 29 April 2016 3:37

ah....that's a great video. It's on YouTube, look it up and you'll understand XD

Symphoniaes 32

Friday 29 April 2016 5:25

But that's a really cute noise! It's not a bad thing to be compared to :P

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missadell 17

Friday 29 April 2016 3:37

ah....that's a great video. It's on YouTube, look it up and you'll understand XD

Jakuri 12

Friday 29 April 2016 4:53

That...is an oddly specific comparison.

Symphoniaes 32

Friday 29 April 2016 5:25

But that's a really cute noise! It's not a bad thing to be compared to :P

Canadian0622 17

Friday 29 April 2016 7:14

I usually never sneeze out loud and I hold them in. I tired to this time and it didn't really work, but I'm glad I could at least make them laugh.

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