By James - 30/03/2012 18:44 - United States

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML
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malikorslip 3

Which came first, the rabbit or the egg? ... Yeah that doesn't sound right

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redbluegreen 40

There is still a large possibility that wouldn't teach her anything. Just because she'd know about menstrual cycles, they wouldn't cover other animals and it wouldn't tell her that rabbits don't lay eggs. Science class would have a higher chance of teaching her better, but even then, I doubt it would be specifically covered. She's eleven though so she still has a lot to learn. On the bright side, OP now knows his daughter doesn't give in to pressure even if it does come from an authority figure.

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Sebastian_NG 17

I'm pretty sure that whatever comes out of those eggs is going to eat your rabbit

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

Hey, in her defense... It's almost easter......

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pubb 0

Would you rather tell her where baby rabbits ACTUALLY come from??

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Bobissmall 13

At age 11 she should probably know. I'm pretty sure I would have known, at least.

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ 28- Lol, actually, growing up, my dad didn't feel like trying to explain intercourse to my kid sister before she hit puberty, so he bought her a couple of rabbits and let her figure it out! ;) Of course, she ran to me to find out why the one rabbit was "viciously attacking" the other rabbit, again, and again, and again.... ;P

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G0odgrief 0

good grief, unless they want grand babies in the next few years I hope they told her where babies come from before now.

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alan831 9

I would be completely fine with my daughter calling be a moron if I made a claim as stupid as the one she just did.

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OfficeNinja 5

You can go ahead and spend her college savings on a vacation to France now. She will probably not need it.

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drlove78843 6

Don't pay attention to her anymore when she say stuff like that. cut the conversation and move to smithing else. That will make Her stop being rude.

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trendkilla254 4

this is why we do away with the public school system and enact a requirement to get a license to breed

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t765234 10

1st section- What would that accomplish? 2nd section- I wish I could say I disagreed.

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Dracoboxer357 35

54- Resist the urge to take the bait on this one, I smell a troll. ;D

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eddeeezzyy 19

57 - you are indeed correct, this guy is a troll because CEG3 is actually my friend's cousin's account, and he is actually known for trolling! :p so don't worry about it, he just likes to have fun in this unusual way lol

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t765234 10

51- Did you that jumping off a cliff gives you the ability to fly? You should try it, I swear it works.

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