Health: Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you...

By stinky - 24/01/2012 08:15 - United States

Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML

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By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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By Oops - 09/12/2018 14:00

Today, someone broke the flush on the toilet in the only female bathroom in the office, and didn’t leave either a note or out of order sign. The broken flush became very apparent, however, after I was unable to flush the vile smelling deposit I’d left in there. FML

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By sickofthisshit - 02/07/2016 16:43 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I nearly got written up for "publicly humiliating" a coworker. All because I left a note in the restroom asking whoever keeps peeing all over the floor to please be considerate of other people. FML

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By Lunar-Spice - 23/10/2019 14:00

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By Brendan - 19/02/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

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By eirbear - 14/09/2018 18:30

Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML

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By Clogged Nose - 19/03/2020 02:32

Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML

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By PUE - 23/07/2022 04:00

Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:24 - Australia

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

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About that…

By S…… - 23/11/2016 21:14

Today, the district manager visited. Also today, I got called into the office to talk about "personal hygiene". The assistant store manager asked me if I had some kind of medical problem and advised me to shower regularly because my co-workers have been making comments. FML

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steadycreepin 5

Tuesday 24 January 2012 15:54

Febreze?

loserman67 35

Tuesday 24 January 2012 16:46

Okay, possible responses you can write back: A: "He who smelt it dealt it." B: "FYI, The draft in the office comes from your direction." C: "Considering your breath, I think you'd be used to the aroma." D: "The bathroom is broken, it happened the last time you planted your fat ass on the toilet." E: (If the person is a woman) "Honey, it's not me, try closing your legs." F: (if the person is a male) "Honey, try actually touching the toilet paper to your ass when you wipe." Or how about the plain and simple... G: "Grow the **** up!"

Comments

moxie0dae 4

Wednesday 25 January 2012 3:12

That's my biggest fear. Being next to something/somebody that smells and then having people think the smell is coming from me.

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 25 January 2012 4:36

The note could've said, "Damn! If your ass smells anything like that bathroom, abandon the toilet tissue altogether & reach for the 10 grit sand paper!"

Okayitwasme 0

Wednesday 25 January 2012 4:52

Hand her a note back and say better yet, she can work next to the Broken toilet! You want her desk!

Kassybabz 2

Wednesday 25 January 2012 5:22

at least they were discrete..:p did they believe u wen u told them is was the bathroom??

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Wednesday 25 January 2012 9:23

My response would be "Sure... after I shove my foot up your ass you moron!!"

Perikita01 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 5:20

Hilarious!!

tavs02 6

Friday 27 January 2012 5:32

Hmm...maybe the smell was coming from...idk, the bathroom?

MariiahBites 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 0:32

You sure?

Abulurd 2

Saturday 28 January 2012 9:09

Dear [co-worker], If you could take some precious time out of your day to get your head out of your ******* ass, you might notice that the stench is coming both from the broken facilities next to my office and from the creeping rot that passes for a soul in your body. Have a nice and pleasant day.