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By anonymous - 02/11/2014 04:51 - United States - Vacaville

Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2025 14:00 - United States - Edison

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage with a back massager, and as a joke I put it up against his butthole. He moaned louder than I've ever heard him moan and begged me to put it back. This can't be a good sign. FML

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By xxemetahxx - 11/07/2019 06:00

Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

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By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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Suave

By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML

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Like in the movies

By alltern8ive - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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RA91 26

Sunday 2 November 2014 10:39

Your man likes the way you look, I see no problem with that. Take it as a compliment OP! :)

Blaisey 22

Sunday 2 November 2014 10:34

What an ass

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patakymk 10

Sunday 2 November 2014 13:11

That's a good thing...

mryeti 3

Sunday 2 November 2014 13:11

He needs to post that shit on the Internet so the perves can stalk & admire. ;)

MzZombicidal 36

Sunday 2 November 2014 13:43

Or, and here's an idea, he could just not do that! :D

HinaxNaru 12

Sunday 2 November 2014 13:38

Hehe he likes it :) be happy ^~^

Nina825 21

Sunday 2 November 2014 13:52

Just tell him to delete the pic if you got annoyed from it

Chente_313 15

Sunday 2 November 2014 15:14

You must be bootyful

DenverTyrrell 13

Sunday 2 November 2014 15:30

That's the man's way of saying he loves your butt, I would take it as a complement :P

demonfacee 14

Sunday 2 November 2014 15:30

There's nothing wrong with that unless you know for sure he's a creeper.

ostfaiz 18

Sunday 2 November 2014 15:47

God..Op you have a great future BEHIND you ^_^

tayniggy 9

Sunday 2 November 2014 15:59

Relationship goals

mattmsk005 8

Sunday 2 November 2014 16:09

This is an fml how??

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