By karebear - 09/09/2010 05:33 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML
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Domonator 16

Translation: Today my boyfriend told me he's gay. FML

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PurplePigeon 0

This made me laugh. I personally think there's more to this, like he kept trying to touch you and you kept freaking out or something. He still likes you, he's just sick of hearing you bitch & moan. This is all just my theory behind why he did what he did.

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Alesana_Love 0

YDI for not staying clean YDI for not losing weight YDI for not caring about your looks YDI for being gross YDI for not dating someone in your league

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sillybabee 3

YDI for being cute(;

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sillybabee 3

sorry that was my friend

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Alesana_Love 0

YDI for letting your friend on p.s. thanks

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sillybabee 3

haha yes, IDI ( I deserve it )

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Nick_1993 2

ha your ******** me right? looks like a emo girl

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boopityboppity 11

You're not a very pleasant character, are you, 79? People have different tastes than you. Try to be a little more receptive to them.

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danielleeycakes 3

huh, I seem to have missed the part where she described herself. oh, wait, she DIDN'T describe herself. you're just an asshole.

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kaikai234 4

Your a jerk for blaming it 100% on op. no man should care if you wear make up everyday etc, and no woman should have to try THAT hard God knows men don't!

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Wow FYL. Okay, now that that's out the way, get the hell over it and break up with him. On to the next one.

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lovestrong 0

Haha, seems like it is time for you to break up with him eh? (:

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sweetTnt_fml 0

U Schupid for bein Dutty!

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