Love: Today, my boyfriend met my mom. He was curious as to how my mom... - FML

By mermaidkeels - 10/10/2016 13:44 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my boyfriend met my mom. He was curious as to how my mom had a better ass than mine when she was twice my age. FML

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mermaidkeels 26

Tuesday 11 October 2016 17:59

So this actually happened a few years ago. Last week a couple of friends and I were talking about funny/awkward relationships and I remembered this story. Decided to submit it but didn't think it would get published. By the way, no-we are no longer together but that is for unrelated reasons.

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Tripartita 44

Tuesday 11 October 2016 15:19

And then he met your brother and asked how he had a better ass than you despite being male. You began to question his sexua—but wait, in came the dog… and your BF was curious as to how he had a better ass than you despite being canine. Then you got the **** outta there.

Soninuva 41

Tuesday 11 October 2016 23:30

By any chance is your name Stacey?

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bushkeus 6

Sunday 16 October 2016 14:14

Was he nervous?

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