By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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rubberduckie94 13

And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?

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MissTimeLord 3

Yet you let him do it...they don't just pop out of nowhere

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sounds like something my boyfriend would do... just to bug me. However, he knows that if he gives me a big purple mark on my forehead, or anywhere on my face... I'd pretty much murder him :P

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EmoPotato 3

Rum/ scratch it with a comb. It breaks up the blood cells and will go away faster

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goddamniluvme 0

Lol that would piss me off.

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annigotammo 1

At least the "I fell" story could actually be plausible.

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kirbeaar 19

I feel your pain, OP. My boyfriend did the same except it was on my chin, I looked ridiculous for a good week.

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Fangsnuzzles 8

My dad did that once.. I was in 8th grade and I said I ran into a wall.

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