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By damnit - 11/09/2010 20:46 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML

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By tigerfiend - 17/02/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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You deserved it 6 367

Thanks, I hate it

By Rawr - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Switzerland

Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML

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You deserved it 2 958

By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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You deserved it 2 426

By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 010

You deserved it 5 290

By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 10:27 - Australia - Box Hill South

Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn't tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, "So when are you getting that nose job?" FML

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You deserved it 6 865

By disappoint - 08/12/2011 09:14 - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML

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You deserved it 3 784

Surprise

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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purpleamandapand 6

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:31

haha I'd punch him in the nose and tell him he needs it more. :P

lilikawaii 6

Sunday 12 September 2010 1:27

You're happy with yourself and that's all that matters. Your boyfriend sucks. :(

Comments

mightymart 5

Sunday 12 September 2010 5:20

what a dick! why dont you dump his sorry ass

ohthebloodygore 16

Sunday 12 September 2010 5:26

63, no. He's trying to steal that kid.

omggitshayley 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 5:37

pretty sure there's already been an FML about this, only with a girl and her grandma...

fmlsoobad 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 5:53

impactofreason77 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 6:07

9- You're punny. Also, YDI for having a giant/deformed nose.

ihearuscreamin 13

Sunday 12 September 2010 6:08

you should call him and tell him you have a present for him. make sure u buy a penis enlargement kit and a pocket pus$y, wrap it up and as he opens it, tell him "I think you will need both of these" and leave his ass.

lostinmymind121 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 8:30

I was going to say... surprise him with a consultation to get a prescription for Viagra... but your post... way better...

hippiechick96 3

Sunday 12 September 2010 6:10

omg ilcaptain!!! your picture isn't of a dog for the first time I've been on here! what gives?! but it's still cute :)

ElectricGhost_fml 5

Sunday 12 September 2010 6:34

hi!!! your display picture is sooooo duper duper cute!!!!!! haha

YouCantBreakMe 9

Sunday 12 September 2010 6:57

Will he pay for it? I say go for it if he will. (Not trying to be mean)

briannacyrus 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 7:44

Oh cry me a damn river. At least it wasn't lyposuction or a breast augmentation. Your life doesn't suck, and neither does your boyfriend. Politely decline, and then gtf over it.