Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a...

By elisimo - 24/01/2012 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

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By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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By oumalina - 12/08/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 090

You deserved it 8 430

Hidden secret

By anonymous - 01/10/2016 09:00 - Australia - Tennyson

Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML

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You deserved it 2 155

Hangry for that Mickey D's

By anonymous - 23/07/2021 07:59

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, starting to get intimate with him, when one of his friends walked into the room, grabbed my leg, and pulled me onto the floor. His reason? He was hungry and wanted to go to McDonald's. FML

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You deserved it 183

By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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You deserved it 9 316

Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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You deserved it 4 861

Smooth talker

By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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You deserved it 8 268

By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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You deserved it 6 923

The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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You deserved it 238

Wheredidgrungego 12

Tuesday 24 January 2012 15:51

We're men. We don't waste food.

lolmigosh 15

Tuesday 24 January 2012 15:51

Talk about a yummy burger!

Comments

KalCounty 4

Wednesday 8 February 2012 21:56

What's so bad about that? The guy was hungry and he didn't want to waste his food. There's a difference between romantic spontaneity and flat-out impracticality.

eerinmari 2

Monday 13 February 2012 20:55

Sadly it has happened with me too only they were waffles

eerinmari 2

Monday 13 February 2012 20:55

Sadly it has happened with me too only they were waffles

MamieJoy98 7

Tuesday 21 February 2012 4:02

heyy look at it this way... u'll b there 4eva!! but that burger wont!?

TrippyVice 1

Monday 27 February 2012 6:28

This just makes sense! Food gives the extra energy for the extra hours!

DJDude_Arazely 10

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:29

Hahaha. You can never come between men and food. No man loves u enough to stop eating. You may seem delicious to him most of the time but your saliva and body won't stop to poor guy from starvation. :D Bad timing, but yes, that does suck. >:P Did he at least satisfy you after he burped and crapped it out? <:D

Revelati0nz 3

Monday 12 March 2012 10:45

@#289 that's not true...if that happened to me and i was eating i would drop the food instantly and just tackle my girl...no questions asked....food has never stopped me from that lol