By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
I agree, your life sucks 464
You deserved it 107

Comments

iroquoiswho1033 0

Ooook... So It's pretty what? Small? Medium? Or Large? You can't be leaving these things out! They are critical! lmao

hahaha, I have to admit I said something similar to this the first time I saw one. I didn't know how to react and that was the first thing that popped into my mind, and since my mouth doesn't have a filter when I'm at a loss, I said it.

ahahahahahahaha...if a girl said i had a pretty penis, i would just tell her her vag was handsome;) ha

38 that woulda been HILARIOUS!!!!!

thats great i must say im sure he didnt care but like if it was all hot nd heavy and like oo baby oo dam oo you wanna see it "its pretty" mood kill ROFL but common it was your first time just chill and be thank full you didnt have to lie :D

i agree with 101, dont look at it, just shove it up a hole and rub that piece till it explodes

#25 HAHAHA thats awesome man xD If a girl called it pretty i'd probably laugh really hard, but I might've been a lil offended if it was a synonym for 'small' =(

iRokk 0

that happened to me when my penis was the first she saw. all i could do was go..."what?" she said it was bigger than her boyfriend's. then her boyfriend found out and now she doesn't talk to me. wait a minute...FML.

#290 Why do you automatically assume that "gee" is gerard way? Her boyfriends name may be George or could also be Gerard or Gerald. It's really not a good idea to be rude and judge people without having solid facts. You probably already know that a fag is a cigarette, and even in the way you used it, it still doesn't make sense because she is definately not gay. Why does it matter to you what she listens to anyways? That's not your problem, I am not a fan of My Chemical Romance either but I am sick of people being rude to people they don't know.