Intimacy: Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site... - FML

By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:10

hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

Dirk_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:06

swallow a fork dude.

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suil5129 6

Tuesday 3 December 2013 19:48

Lmfao I here promotion! with benefits Lmfao

cranbe09 9

Sunday 8 December 2013 22:30

So what happened during the trip? :D

bleu0784 6

Tuesday 7 January 2014 16:27

You do realize auto correct sometimes predicts things you've never entered to search for before?

Gothsrhumanstoo 7

Wednesday 8 January 2014 5:07

Lol yaoi!

SWSPTVBVB 2

Sunday 16 March 2014 2:24

Get the **** out of there.

FrancesShiver 20

Tuesday 18 March 2014 15:48

Dude. Run.

RedWingsArmy 5

Thursday 20 March 2014 4:09

Prepare your anus

ThatCatGurl 8

Friday 4 April 2014 7:42

Nighty night keep your butthole tight c;

LostInTheZone11 29

Thursday 15 May 2014 4:47

Hang a Do Not Disturb sign over your ass.

pheno_fml 7

Monday 19 May 2014 4:09

Oh gosh.

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