Miscellaneous Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding....

Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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anonymous - 20/02/2015 23:49 - United States - Paragould

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML

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badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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Jeremy - 20/12/2020 23:00

Today, I decided to take my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights and get hot chocolate. While cleaning my snow-covered truck, I slipped and broke three bones in my ankle, and now need surgery. FML

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onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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kill me - 31/01/2009 15:30 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

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Anonymous - 14/11/2017 15:00

Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML

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Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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PureGold 0

Monday 7 December 2009 9:45

Casually slowing down and stopping at his feet? Riiiiight. AND he didn't think to move out of the way? SO MUCH FAIL. And broken ankles suck :(

elyssarae 0

Monday 7 December 2009 9:45

That's what you get for trying to "be cool," and control any sort of setting. That's un-cool.

52643_CB 0

Monday 7 December 2009 10:30

way to steal a story from MLIA.com. even more so one that was posted 190+ pages ago

DynamicDave 11

Monday 7 December 2009 10:30

Did you really expect to be able to stop at will? Physics fail!

ziqi92 0

Monday 7 December 2009 10:34

u never took a proper physics class on momentum have u... idiot

sarcdude 3

Monday 7 December 2009 10:46

Well, you've impressed him alright.

rlet 1

Monday 7 December 2009 11:03

didn't u see this coming?? well for the post neither he did ... but ur stupid for thinking that was possible to stop "at the bottom at his feet"

dandified 0

Monday 7 December 2009 11:21

First ever FML comment, and I love how they've written "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful."! Clearly nobody here noticed that :P But back on topic, YDI for trying to be cool with such a dumbass plan, and HDI for standing there like a twat and not getting out of the way.