Miscellaneous: Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher...

By mcullen21 - 12/06/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

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Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

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By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 14:29 - Canada

Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

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By randomgirl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML

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By theman - 21/05/2009 20:49

Today, I brought some cupcakes to my class for my birthday, like all the cool kids do. When it came time to sing happy birthday, the entire class said "happy birthday to" then forgot my name. Except my teacher. She said Steve. My name's Jeff. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2017 14:06

Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML

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By The Ugly One - 22/01/2015 02:17 - United States

Today, my professor was doing roll-call. As usual, she didn't say my name because it's so close to the person before me. So to differentiate, she decided she would call the girl before me "the pretty one". FML

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By Whoops - 03/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

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By Mark - 06/06/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 23:15

ahahaha that is awesome

xkaokaox 0

Friday 12 June 2009 23:17

tell your teacher what **** means so she looks like a fool in front of the class :)

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wienerwagon 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 5:57

Your science teacher knows what it means, they're playing dumb.

blackcatbook 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:00

My name is Liz and this is my friend's nickname for me. Haha.

GothamKnight 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:08

That is really funny! Apart from the fact that it sucks for you...

desso 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:10

Oh #64, I hope to god that those were both intentional puns.

cristy91 33

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:11

I feel like I've read too many speech error FMLs too find this funny any more :(

boston_terrier 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:15

idk my bff jill? oh wait, idk my bff ****?

ChevVetteC6 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:31

Ignorance WIN!

south153 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:32

Pay attenoin it's old lady

powermad80 2

Saturday 13 June 2009 6:43

Haha! Sux for u.

CJGannon 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 7:00

NAME FAIL!!!

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