By anonymous - 17/05/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
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SeasonedLemur 5

Shiiiiiit! ****! that's literally THE worst fml I've ever read! if this fmls genuine I'm really really sorry for you mate! If I was in your shoes I'd probably shoot myself! But don't! I'd suggest pretending to have left something at her place, go round and rob the bitch!! Good luck fella.

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james_aka_frosty 3

even with the correction it doesn't make sense

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MsSoulReaper 27

Why is she your ex? Why does she have the ticket? Something you might not be telling us? Sigh, so many questions. Not enough answers.

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YourDone6 8

that's a lie. it's Like saying. today I won the lottery but my ex has the ticket

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lmaoatall 6

wait people, calm down, it's the Mississippi lottery. what's that worth? ten dollars and a coon skin cap? but seriously do whatever it takes and get it back. I'm seeing some good ideas being posted

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ILoveTabz 0

I would never give my boyfriend my winning lottery ticket!

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inflames2361 0

1. He didn't know it was a winning lottery ticket. 2. If you don't trust your boyfriend, you should break up with him. He doesn't deserve to be with somebody who doesn't trust him.

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tonydizzle 0

the winner is the one who bought the ticket not the one who has physical control of the ticket dipshit

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ILoveTabz 0

true true. but what if he can't find her?! :o

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tonydizzle 0

not actually I'm sure there is camera footage and when someone try's to redeem the ticket they will ask questions about when you bought it where and if you bought any other items cus it logs info like that and I'm %100 sure any store that sells lottery had a camera and they will know who bought it the person who payed for the numbers has the rights to the numbers that's the bottom line

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lmaoatall 6

hey, I know how to end this debate. let's ask the cheating attorney student!

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tonydizzle 0

I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit lol

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lmaoatall 6

then you can assist 47. op's issue can turn pretty ugly.

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tonydizzle 0

it could but the bottom line is who ever payed for the ticket owns the numbers most likely the op bought it at a gas station and it is more than likely there is surveillance of the purchase I'm sure the evidence will prove beyond a reasonable doubt who the owner of the ticket is

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lmaoatall 6

I do have one questioned then, and I'm being serious this time. what if she claims she gave him the money and asked if he would pick the ticket up for her? I know there has been several suits over this before. the legal fees alone can just eat that lottery money up. there was one paticular case where a group of coworkers sent one person out to pick up all the tickets. everyone was handed their own tickets. one person won and the rest claimed it was suppose to be split if anyone did win. apparently that wasn't the case. just curious. I know I'll keep my tickets hush hush. no one will know if I ever win.

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catcrazy101 2

y did u gave it to her in the first place

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ILoveTabz 0

that's what I was wondering!

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escapedfromexico 0

if u signed it i hope she shredded it... u nvr give the girl the money... or potential money

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Rose8u 2

yeah....prob not the first thing that will come to mind when u break up with somebody, I mean what's the regular chance of winning anyways?

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Michaelgee 2

She is your girlfriend. Well now your ex but see... it's not like she's your wife. I wonder if you have a joint bank account with her as well lol

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RawAwesome 0

I doubt you're telling the truth, but she can't cash it, and I'm pretty sure you can go to the gas station you bought it from and verify that YOU were the one that bought it. Then just tell her you'll give her a cut of it and don't pony up the money when she gives it to you.

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bubulz_fml 0

she can't cash it as long as u signed it... please god tell me u signed it...

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