By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
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brianjman14 22

I hear my brother's alarm clock go off too and he doesn't do shit about it till bout an hour later and it's annoying as hell. I feel your pain, dude.

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KBruce317 0

You should've kicked the door in and woke his ass up.

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ChrisIsTall22 0

That's when you get a bucket of ice water, kick in his door, turn off the alarm, and dump the ice water on him. Haha jk. :)

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stfumtfu 0

Look here you dumb ************. I'm pretty sure the thing has a place where the batteries are. So if you open this, you can clearly see the batteries, you may also see that the batteries are removable and upon removing said batteries, the alarm will no longer make annoying sounds. Just a thought.

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TooKind 0

Look here you dumb ************. I'm pretty sure the FML has a field where the words are. So if you open your eyes, you can clearly see the words, you may also see that the words create a message and upon reading said message, you will no longer make annoying text. Just a thought.

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Lisianthus 13

"His bedroom door was locked." Perhaps you should read it again....

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Splayd 10

How many batteries did it go through?

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RAUN 8

What kind of home has bedroom doors that require a key to unluck them? Get a screwdriver, unlock the door and silence the alarm.

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claudia19801811 14

You could've just turned it off yourself! If he had passed out he wouldn't care/notice

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