By Jonathan - 13/10/2008 08:27

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
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kirstyfaerie 0

only half naked? you're not very ambitious.

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birchofacookie 0

That's weird. Today, I was having sex on a boat with a hot brunette. Then, I woke up. And Samus slapped me.

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bigraws23 0

#12 yes they do dig it

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g739 0

ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO WAKE UP IN A DREAM AND THEN WAKE UP FOR REAL

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Bored_2_Death 0

Actually it is possible, it's called a false awakening. "A false awakening is an event in which someone DREAMS they have awoken from sleep." ^ That's right from the wikipedia page.^

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ayylash 0

I'm kinda curious as to what went on in the two minutes between awakenings ;)

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mumafiedmustangs 0

I "f"ing hate that

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BBkid 0

#12 brunettes r just naturall beautiful haha. That sucks dude xD

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amber_kathlene 4

#32, blondes have more fun. Trust me, i know, im blonde ;P

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Haraxius 0

OP, u have my sympathies. That happens to me every morning... Except instead of just waking up, it's my mom yelling "Get the F*ck out of bed!"

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Skinner13 9

Awww my grandma does that with me only she says," get the f*ck outta bed u lazy bitch!!! U gotta go to school sometime!!!"

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sucktobeyou 0

guess what....and his wife woke up having the same feeling as he did

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nikkiandyou 0

awww, lol. im sure youll find your beautiful brunette one day. dont worry :)

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