By Ned - 29/08/2009 23:36 - United States

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Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML
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redbluegreen 40

So, did you hop in his bunk afterwards.... And take in the aftershocks?

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Apparently it's never too early in the morning to pleasure yourself

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moonlight_daze 8

I'm from the Midwest too. And YDI for somehow thinking it was an earthquake and not a tornado..

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screwtaylor 0

Was he that fat it sounded like an earthquake? Also, I think the OP meant masturbating*

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DameGreyWulf 0

The mattress, obviously, if it shook the bunks.

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the_stereotype 0

separate your bunk beds. problem solved.

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airplanefood 0

Maybe OP is in a dorm room where you can't.

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cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

if he separated the bunks, then he'd have to watch him..

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happinessNmisery 0

guys quit jumping to conclusions.. he says he's from ohio..doesn't mean in happend in ohio. maybe at his college or something.

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Roberto_66 0

Hahaha! I can just imagine he's beating off, and suddenly you come flying off the bunk!!

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ABbaby 10

exactly what i was thinking WIN!!! =]

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waterynuggets 0

How hard were they going at it with..themselves? LOL LOL Your life isn't ******, though. This is hilarious if true.

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fuckmedead 0

dude thats not a bad thing... its ****** hilarious... coz now u can tease him about not being able to get any :p

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SomeRandomGuy18 0

Earthquakes are so fun here in Mission Viejo! No damage ever happens but it's really cool feeling.

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gatita_pelusita 0

Dude if you are going to complain learn to spell .... Seriously

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