Health: Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited...

By KilteDKilleR - 15/10/2011 14:02 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 23/07/2021 22:01

Today, I tripped over a dog and broke my elbow. I'm stuck dogsitting for the rest of the weekend and he won't stop jumping up at my broken arm. FML

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By DogBeater - 21/06/2016 01:21 - United States

Today, I've just moved into a new apartment. It's also the day my big baby of a dog stepped on a rock and began yelping when I tried to touch his paw. He "suddenly" felt better after I carried him inside. Now everyone thinks I'm beating my dog. FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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By lean_mean_meme_machine - 10/12/2016 19:07 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was visiting my grandma who has a beagle named Max. He was so excited to see me, he jumped on my face and peed. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By wo-ow - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 12:00 - United States - New York

Today, I accidentally rammed my finger into my desk, and it felt like I'd broken it. Yelping in pain, I fell over onto my bed, missed it, and landed on the floor. My dog saw this as a good opportunity to climb on top of me and start humping. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2014 03:12 - Canada - Goderich

Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Evanston

Today, I laughed at my grandma's chihuahua poodle mix, as it barked at me entering the house. "What are you going to do, nibble me to death?" is apparently enough to make it jump and bite me. I needed five stitches. FML

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ihatecake 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:46

Only in america

hockey199813 5

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:46

Someone has their priorities messed up

Comments

nicoleadrigiz 4

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:06

A "freshly" broken knee? Strange way to describe it.

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 15 October 2011 21:57

Probably only just healing and he's gone to visit grandpa for rest and relaxation to aid the healing...

zowieandzander77 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 4:57

I agree the wording is so off...

pokeychris 6

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:07

Omg is the dog okay???

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 15 October 2011 21:58

No, the poor thing has a chipped tooth FTDL.

hollyman 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:19

Well that just SUCKS!!!!

megan_lovee 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:30

ouchhh

Teehee2 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:46

sorry you're not important..

lolmigosh 15

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:49

He must have a thing withda dog

jake3292 5

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:50

Was he all right

sabor_ranchero 12

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:58

To be fair, the dog can't take an anti-inflammatory or an aspirin if he's in pain. OP can, while he waits his turn to get checked.

ThatLooksSticky 16

Saturday 15 October 2011 21:43

It's a chipped TOOTH. I doubt the dog was writhing in pain.

jake3292 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:07

He could have been

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Sunday 16 October 2011 6:15

Yes, dogs can take benadryl and baby aspirin, even medications that humans use! Oh my!

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:59

I have family like that too. Word of advise, don't hang around them too long. Always leave after an hr or so. I never stay long enough to engage in activities.