Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the hairdresser for the first time in the country...

By hrmpf - 19/01/2016 14:37 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the hairdresser for the first time in the country I just moved to. Guess I don't speak the language as well as I thought. FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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Sort yourself out

By lukey101 - 31/08/2023 00:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML

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Impressive hairstyle

By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 20:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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I'm sitting right here

By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 06:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got my nails done at a salon where everyone working there was Vietnamese. During my manicure, the manicurists talked about how ugly I was in their native tongue. They couldn't have known that I'd lived in Vietnam and I'm fluent in Vietnamese, but too chickenshit to speak up. FML

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**** my shit up

By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 04:00

Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2019 02:00

Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML

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By Stixchop - 26/02/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

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**** my shit up, please

By SteveO))) - 04/08/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML

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Halved

By Anonymous - 04/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML

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MegasaurusRex89 28

Tuesday 19 January 2016 19:02

So I guess your language skills just aren't cutting it, huh?

andits 21

Tuesday 19 January 2016 18:55

Next time take a pic of the hair you want.

Comments

xxxxqazwsxedc1 8

Wednesday 20 January 2016 1:26

Oh Lord, was it a buzz cut?

fuckfuckityfuck 16

Wednesday 20 January 2016 5:36

Should have called Dora!

pkclaudiubc 7

Wednesday 20 January 2016 15:26

happend to me too

SNR1979 2

Wednesday 20 January 2016 20:33

Better than saying the wrong thing at the gynecologists?

more4me 27

Friday 22 January 2016 22:37

And THAT is how I got my first mullet! Now I take photos .

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