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By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

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By RitaDahhlinnnng - 25/08/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML

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By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By dumper - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

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By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

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Interruption

By Freddie06 - 18/10/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML

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He's a keeper

By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 15:00

Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 23:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML

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By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:41

Better luck next time(:

MLuckyCapoeirist 6

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:50

What if you actually threw up? o_o That would have been worse, let's try to see the bright side.

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rsmmsm 1

Sunday 16 January 2011 7:03

lol haha u idiot, don't drink coke before kissing, or anything gassy. next time, don't be scared,,girls don't like scared guys, maybe that's why u burped while in action.

lmBrown 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 7:40

dumbass

dezinspaaace 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 10:58

omg D: probably the guy thought it was cute.....?? or disgusting...fyl lmfao.

Dino33mite 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 11:37

Meh, it's an everybody poops thing if he can't get past the fact that you have a normaly functioning body then he has issues

missawesome16 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 23:52

that's from a show on Disney channel

little_metalbear 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:46

sucks o: fyl for sure. however, with my first kiss the lips of my boyfriend got stuck in my brace... his lip bleed, and the whole moment was gone :p

mooxo 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 4:58

I hope he wasnt too cute (:

youtubetre_fml 14

Thursday 27 October 2011 11:34

Poor girl ...

PamChopsWithMint 5

Sunday 12 August 2012 7:27

Why are you trying to kiss on your first date ever

LizardMilk 22

Tuesday 29 July 2014 21:26

lmao! that's not so bad! At least it'll be a kiss you'll never forget!

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