By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML
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Bekll 31

Was she blond -- dense in the head? Seriously though, she should've brought the squirrel to a wildlife rehabilitation.

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kickboxingchick 5

Seriously though, you don't have to be blonde to be stupid. I'm blonde and a straight A student. Does that mean I'm stupid? Because I'm blonde? ?

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Bekll 31

That's why I didn't say it. It was to make a point about how inane saying it is.

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friedeggyolive 7

I don't know what was wrong with the squirrel to begin with, but it couldn't have been worse than drowning. Drowning is a horrible death!

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DontClickOnMe 28

More like **** the squirrel's life.. I can't even imagine what it feels like to die drowning. Poor thing..

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xSorry_fml 10

You should read it again. Why would OP's mother use her own clothes when OP's clothes were available? Before trying to display exasperation online, you should make sure you don't like like a moron in your attempt.

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PandaLoverXD 12

Your mother is an idiot. If she really wanted to help that squirrel, she would've taken it to the vet, or killed it quickly with a gun. FTSL and FYL

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Jaxx66 21

Why waste a bullet and put a hole in something else? Just break its neck. It's not like it's bones are hard- and that wouldn't of been as painful as drowning it.

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s1ckpup 0

she must be a redneck and lives in hillbillyville... Stupid trailerpark beeyotch.

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DioxideSpartan 0

If she was a redneck she would have eaten the squirrel

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t765234 10

"hey loooky 'ere honey, we gos' us some good eats tonight, hoo' boy"

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Jaxx66 21

Yeah. If she was a red neck she would have snapped its neck and skinned it for dinner...

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blink182AAR 6

She tried to suffocate a squirrel that just already went through pain and all you can worry about is your clothes? Maybe you should worry about your mothers stupidity.

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